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Meetings [Feb. 8th, 2006|02:26 pm]
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As the situation progresses, it becomes necessary (or just plain fun) to have meetings.
This proceeds as follows:
Vimes posts on the main page: "Captain Carrot where is that bloody report?! Meet me at 0800 GMT. "
Captain Carrot replies: "Yes sir."

At 0800 GMT Captain Carrot replies again at the same post and is joined by Vimes.
Captain Carrot then proceeds to get reamed out for not handing in that bloody report and Captain Carrot promises to hand it in asap.

Now I know not everyone lives in Greenwich (you awkward buggers). In fact, I live about as far away from it as you can get. But GMT is a standard that everyone can use, so we're using it.
Here is a handy time zone converter for your convenience and pleasure.

Any questions? Questions are encouraged at all times unless stated otherwise.

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Ankh-Morpork wants You! [Feb. 5th, 2006|12:20 pm]
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Welcome to The Ankh-Morpork City Watch!

Ankh-Morpork is currently suffering form a plague of nano-imps created by one Vaccuous Haystack (an alchemist, discoverer of the fifth element, BCB) and accidently unleashed. These imps have a strong magical aura and things have a tendency to go wrong around them...
William DeWord found all his 'A' blocks had turned to marshmallows, whereas one marshmallow vendor in Quirm Street had quite a surprise and a broken cart.
The Patrician found himself quite amused when his coffee burst into flames.
Sargent Angua found herself quite unamused when her sword tuned into a small palm tree.
And commander Vimes was obviously very upset when all his invitations spontaneously combusted. Strangely, no imps were detected in the area.

Members will be required to hand in reports (or suggestions in the case of the Patrician), that is to post your report as an entry here.
Make sure all reports are headed with the date and named, please. Vimes hates miscellanious reports, although he could probably guess who they were by due to the grammar and/or spelling mistakes.

Vetinari has requested all members are requested to keep a diary to help track incidents. Once confirmed, create an account and type away. Somebody is needed to teach Detritus to type, or failing that to do it for him. Luckily there is a spell-checker feature, so hopefully headaches can be avoided.

You can meet our leader in the previous entry. Lucky you.
Remember: You must apply and be accepted before your character journal will be added as a member.

Currently on duty:

Commander Vimes [The Boss] (boss_vimes)
Captain Carrot [A Captain] (capn_carrot)
Vaccuous Haystack [An Alchemist] (v_haystack)
Havelock Vetinari [The Patrician] (olivegreengarb)
Corporal Cheri Littlebottom [A Dwarf, Sergent] (cpl_cheery)
Lady Sybil and young Sam [Vimes' wife and Son] (dragonsybil)
Igor [An Igor] (constable_igor)
William DeWorde (A Reporter) (deworde_amt)
Lance-Constable Sally von Humpading (A Vampire, Lance-constable) (lcpl_sally)

Those with empty boots:

Sergent Detritus
Sergent Colon
Sergent Angua
Corporal Reg Shoe
Corporal Nobby Nobbs
Constable Buggy Swires
Constable Dorfl
Constable Coalface
Leonard DeQuirm
Foul Ole Ron
Coffin Henry
Assorted known Wizards
Four New Recruits (No more than 4!)

...And anyone else I've forgotten.
Please fill up main charactors first!

To apply for a known character, fill in this form:

Sample journal entry:
Sample report:

For a good example, look at syntaxia's application in the comments.
No new recruits allowed untill at least 8 main characters are filled.
If you're going to apply to be a recruit, you better be da- darn sure you can do it well. No godhands, MarySues or powers not mentioned in the books. Any recruit found breaking these rules will be shipped to Klatch and never heard from again. Vampires, Trolls and such are allowed, but are discouraged unless you're really, really sure you can do it.
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Atten-SHUN [Feb. 5th, 2006|11:27 am]
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Introducing His Grace,

His Exellency,

Sir Samuel Vimes,

-”is this all really necessary, Sybil?”

Shush dear, you promised you wouldn't interrupt.”

Yes dear.”

Duke of Ankh-Morpork,

Ambassador to Uberwald,

Commander of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch,

Look, they've said the important part, and it took them bloody long enough to do it.”


Defender of the City,

Defeater of Dragons,


Defeater of Dragons?”

Sam, what have you been doing?”

Upholder of Justice,

“That's it!”


“Alright you sorry sods, the Patrician has for some unknown reason lost his senses and has decided the City Watch is exactly what is needed to rescue the masses from these flying shrimps”

Imps, sir.”

“Thank you Captain Carrot. Rescue the masses from flying Imps. New recruits will sadly be joining us, and patrols will be increased to double. I expect reports on my desk, and will somebody please fish Nobby out of the seamstresses guild? And make sure he leaves the dress behind this time?”

“Yes sir.”

And the bonnet.”

“Yes sir.”

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