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Anybody seene our Igor? [Mar. 20th, 2006|07:06 pm]
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*puts up a piece of paper on the message board, next to the humorous picture of a hedgehog Sgt. Colon has drawn*

"To Constable Igor,

Please see me when youe are back. We have to arrange a missione.

Sgt Littlebottom."
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Missions! [Mar. 18th, 2006|02:56 pm]
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Captain Carrot:
Mission: Please visit the Clacks guild and investigate the deaths of the two technicians.

The Patrician:
Mission: Please confirm you are still alive, and complete the last mission:
We need to know about any problems with the guilds, nano-imp related or not. We've heard something is brewing between the thieves guild and the clacks concerning money being transferred by clack. Any information is much appreciated.

Sergent Cheery:
Mission: Please visit the Thieves guild and investigate the deaths of two thieves. Igor will be accompanying you.
You need to set up a time to meet up. You can do this on Hex, there's a post on the main page that explains how to do it.

Lady Sybil:
Mission: We're running short staffed, and although people are coming back we still need Detritus and preferably Angua and Sally. Could you see where they've got to and tell them to report for duty?

Mission: Please accompany Sergent Cheery and give your opinion on how the deceased became, well, deceased.
You'll need to set a time to meet up, read through the previous entries to find the one that explains how to do it.

Everyone to report by the end of the week.
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I'll just put that on your desk, Sir... [Mar. 12th, 2006|11:23 pm]
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[mood |accomplished]
[music |Sgt Colon snoring at his desk]

Report of Sgt Littlebottom on Findinge A Tailor for the Low KyngeCollapse )
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worrying developments [Mar. 11th, 2006|08:03 pm]
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[OOC note about this entry: just want to make sure I give credit where credit is due. What happens with the Archchancellor at the party is ripped off from one of the first episodes of Red Dwarf, a very very funny british show that everyone should see if they have netflix. And the part about the watch being barometers of public sentiment like the wizards are barometers of magical activity is (probably) from Night Watch.]

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Entry - Re: 'Absence from City' [Mar. 8th, 2006|05:25 pm]
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[mood |contemplativecontemplative]


Entry - Re:'Absence from City'
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Missions! [Mar. 6th, 2006|06:37 pm]
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Corporal Cheery
Mission: There have been rumors flying everybloodywhere about the dwarf king looking for a dressmaker. Your job is to find a dressmaker that can keep their mouth shut.
You will be taking Corporal Shinbreaker along, and I'm sure it will be very educational for both of you.
Igor recommends finding an Igorina, and also recommends Nosuch street as a place to begin your search.

Please post a report within the next week.

The Patrician
Mission: We need to know about any problems with the guilds, nano-imp related or not. We've heard something is brewing between the thieves guild and the clacks concerning money being transferred by clack. Any information is much appreciated.

A report is expected at your convenience, hopefully within a week.

Lady Sybil
Mission: Similar to Vetinari. We need to know what the nobs are thinking, perhaps you could throw a party?

Report within a week, and please can we have food for dinner tonight?
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Report 3 [Feb. 28th, 2006|10:03 pm]
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Captain Carrot Ironfoundersson's Report On Vaccuous Haystack.

After much research I came upon the information that Vaccuous Haystack (Age 47 last Hogwatch, well known discoverer of the Fifth Element, Black Crispy Bits. would be the person to question on the recent incidents concerning, "Nano-imps". When questioned on the subject of the Fifth Element, he explained "Well, as a alchemist I wer searching for a way to turn lead inter gold, see, (and we've nearly got it) und I wer distacted by this when I noticed that e'er time I tried an experiment it end'd up being black crispy bits, see. So I tried ta get any other elements out of ther here crispy bits, and all I got wer more crispy bits! So it stands ta reason tha' Black Crispy Bits are teh Fifth Element!"

When I finally managed to catch up to Mr Vaccuous Haystack after many days of searching I found him rowing down the Anhk, occasionally hopping out to push his boat over the solid patches. When I asked " Mr Haystack, if I may have a few questions with you?" he turned around and yelled back "It weren't deliberate! It were a foggy night, I needed to splash me boots, and the duck backed into me!" (This might need investigating later) When reasssured I only wanted to talk about the Nano-Imps he responded " I can't talk now! The little buggers ha' got me trousers!" and resumed paddling down the river. Conceding that getting hold over Mr Haystack would be rather hard I sent him the official investigation form, it is incased in the envelope handed in with this report. Mr Haystack also included his notes on the Nano-Imps and his bussiness cards with the filled out form with the note :

"If yer want er contact me, sent me a message on the clacks. My numbers written on this here sandwich (The sandwich is inclosed in the envelope) It used to be my buisness card, but the Nano-Imps got to it."

(Unfourtunatly all Mr Haystacks notes were written on back of his unwanted business cards and I haven't learn't how to read a ham-and-cheese sandwich. )

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A request. [Feb. 9th, 2006|05:57 pm]
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[mood |calmcalm]

I wonder if my own HEX-account, olivegreengarb might be approved for membership ?

I would also like to thank Mr. Stibbons for kindly allowing me to use his HEX-account yet again to post this request here.

signed - Havelock Vetinari
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Captain Carrot reporting [Feb. 9th, 2006|08:22 pm]
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To Commander Vimes

I apologise for the lateness of my report.
Unfortunately it grew legs and is currently under my desk. I shall retrieve it as soon as possible.
In the meantime, I have entered  a diary in HEX.
it can be found by clicking on my name in the top right hand corner of the screen.
Mr Stibbons recommends "friending" me to recieve regular updates.
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This is Havelock Vetinari ... [Feb. 8th, 2006|08:01 am]
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[mood |busy]

As of this moment, I shall post this from an 'account' of Mr. Ponder Stibbons, following which, he will explain the process of opening a 'HEX-account' for myself which I shall subsequently use for these posts. As you will see from my list of memos, I am quite busy today, and therefore I shall proceed with the opening of my 'HEX-account' in the quiet of the night.

Therefore, my post goes as follows :-

Mr. Stibbons was kind enough to explain the concept of 'lj-cutting' to me, hence assisting me to place my large number of memos under an interesting concept called the LINKCollapse )
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